Medusa’s Modern Misadventures: A Snake-haired Socialite’s Struggle

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Move over, mythology—there’s a new twist in town! In an exclusive interview with our reporters, Medusa, the infamous Gorgon of Greek legend, has come forward to set the record straight about her misunderstood reputation.

Contrary to popular belief, Medusa claims she isn’t a fearsome monster but rather a misunderstood introvert with a penchant for pet snakes and a crippling fear of social situations. “It’s not easy having snakes for hair,” she lamented, gesturing to her writhing locks.

People always stare, and don’t even get me started on trying to find a hair salon that caters to reptiles.

Medusa

According to Medusa, her infamous ability to turn people to stone was simply a side effect of her extreme social anxiety. “Whenever I got nervous, I’d accidentally lock eyes with someone and—bam!—they’d turn to stone,” she explained with a sheepish shrug. “It wasn’t my finest moment.”

Despite her struggles, Medusa remains hopeful for the future. “I’m taking baby steps to overcome my anxiety,” she said, offering a tentative smile. “And who knows? Maybe one day I’ll be known for something other than my snake hair.”

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